"I love asian women" is like in the same category as "I’m not racist but" and "Some of my best friends are"
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
David Blaine I swear I’m calling the police
PUT ME DOWN DAVID BLAINE
Idea for a game show-
those people that ‘are prepared for the end of society’, survivalists or whatever, should be dropped into an African warzone
i’m curious with how well your survivalist skills are
what good is your hoard of canned foods
I love this
WITH ANIMATION YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAN~!
This rocks my socks.
Independent packaging project for perishable goods:
Is it reasonable that it takes several years for a milk carton to decompose naturally, when the milk goes sour after a week? This Too Shall Pass is a series of food packaging were the packaging has the same short life-span as the foods they contain. The package and its content is working in symbiosis.
Gel of the agar agar seaweed and water are the only components used to make this package. To open it you pick the top. The package will wither at the same speed as its content. It is made for drinks that have a short life span and needs to be refrigerated, fresh juice, smoothies and cream for example.
Package made of biodegradable beeswax. To open it you peel it like a fruit. The package is designed to contain dry goods, for example grains and rice.
A package made of caramelized sugar, coated with wax. To open it you crack it like an egg. When the material is cracked the wax do no longer protect the sugar and the package melts when it comes in contact with water. This package is made for oil-based food.
When people call the speed of light the “cosmic speed limit” it makes it sound like almost everything goes 5mph faster most of the time.